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Going Viral! Woman Won’t Give License To Cops, Then Freaks Out When They Bust Her Window!

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Bet this woman thinks she’s a real bad-ass for “legally schooling off the cops,” except now, she’s stuck replacing a window on a car, that wasn’t even hers!

You have to be a real idiot to throw legal jargon at officers and (1) not even understand what it means, and (2) think it’s actually going to help your cause and not hurt you!

So let’s start at the very beginning… shall we?

The video opens where an officer is asking politely for the woman in the car to hand over her drivers license. She asks the officer, “What crime have I been suspected of committing?” to where he makes it very clear that her brake lights are out. She then asks the officer if your brake lights being out is a crime, to which he tells her yes… and that’s when it get’s hilarious!

This knit-wit actually thinks she knows and understands the law!

She then tells the officer, “According to People vs. Battle a traffic infraction is not a crime,” to which he looks at her like she’s the latest experiment in Artificial Stupidity. But wait… it gets even better!

Then she has the audacity to ask the officer, “Where is the corpus delicti?” Just take a minute to roll back the video a couple of times and get the priceless image the officer has when she literally proves evolution CAN go in reverse.

Corpus delictithe principle that a crime must be proved to have occurred before a person can be convicted of committing that crime. For example, a person cannot be tried for larceny unless it can be proven that property has been stolen. Likewise, in order for a person to be tried for arson it must be proven that a criminal act resulted in the burning of a property.

As the video keeps going on, more cops are called to the scene, where she ends up with a massive car payment for a window, after the police TELL HER POINT BLANK they will brake her window if she doesn’t give her license.

So while yes, this idiot does have a point with her stupid idiot interpretations of the law… but YOUR BRAKE LIGHTS ARE BROKEN! Just hand over your license!

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4 Comments

  1. OMEGA 2

    September 5, 2017 at 1:41 am

    SH WAS A BLACK BITCH!

  2. GMMiller

    September 5, 2017 at 7:22 am

    Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

  3. FE410

    September 5, 2017 at 11:02 am

    My favorite part of this story is the irony of the author challenging the woman’s intelligence by calling her a “knit-wit” (it’s nit-wit, as in the tiny insect which obviously has a minuscule brain), and then writes that the cops told her that they would “brake” (as in slow or stop) her window. Yes, this woman is an idiot, but semi-literates shouldn’t throw stones.

  4. Gregory Standforth

    September 6, 2017 at 6:37 am

    Should be “break” her window; not brake.

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