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JOTD: Priest and Rabbi Are Very Good Friends Go Skinny Dipping

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A priest and a rabbi are very good friends, so they decide to go skinny dipping in a remote lake.

All of a sudden, two buses pull up. Out of one pours the rabbi‘s congregation and out of the other pours the priest’s congregation.

Their clothes are on the other side of the lake, so they don’t have time to retrieve them. Both decide to just make a run for it.

The priest, running with his hands covering his genitals looks over and sees the rabbi running with his hands over his face. He says, “Rabbi! What are you doing?”

The rabbi says, “In my community, they recognize me by my face.”

BONUS JOKE:

There Are Three Truths In Religion:

1) Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

3) Baptists don’t recognize each other in the liquor store.

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