Nice Knowing You! ‘Researcher’ Says Today Is The Rapture


If you had big plans this weekend, ‘researcher’ David Meade regrets to inform you that this Saturday, the world will be ending.

Meade, a Christian numerologist, says September 23 is foretold in the Bible’s Book of Revelation as the day a series of catastrophic events will begin, and “a major part of the world will not be the same.”

The Bible prophecies a woman “clothed with the sun” and a “crown of 12 stars” giving birth to a boy who will “rule all the nations” while she fights off a 7-headed dragon. Meade says the woman is the constellation Virgo, which this Saturday, will be positioned under 9 stars and 3 planets.

apocalypseThe baby boy is the planet Jupiter, which will be moving out of Virgo on that night.

Meade, who says he studied astronomy at an unspecified university in Kentucky, says the great change in our world will be the result of the arrival of the planet Nibiru, famous in conspiracy circles, but which astronomers say doesn’t even exist.

The Evangelical Christian publication UNSEALED published a video [see below], which has been viewed over 3-million times, explaining the pending rapture.

Senior space scientist at NASA David Morrison says if Nibiru were really on a collision course with Earth, we would have seen it by now saying:

“It would be bright. It would be easily visible to the naked eye.”

However, Meade points to the fact that September 23 falls 33 days after last month’s total solar eclipse — proof of his prophecy saying:

“Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible]. It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible … and merging the two.”

A producer at a Montreal radio station says she’s tried to book an interview with Meade, but ironically, he says he’s not available until next week.

To recap:

Multiple conspiracy theories over the years claim the end of the world is coming; however, Nibiru still does not exist — and is certainly not on a collision course toward Earth.

See you on Sunday, kids!

Here’s David Meade setting the record straight as of Thursday, September 21st, before the world is expected to end:


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