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STORMY DANIELS STRIPS IN OREGON, WINS DRUNK’S WALLET

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Slightly over a hundred people showed up at Stars Cabaret in Bend, Oregon Thursday night to watch Stormy Daniels strip.  Daniels made the national news after claiming she had a sexual encounter with the President of the United States.

Cashing in on her infamy, Daniels (AKA Stephanie Clifford), booked performances at three strip clubs in Oregon as part of her nationwide Make America Horny Again tour.

Her performance Thursday was the first of an Oregon leg that also included strutting naked in Salem, Oregon’s capital, on Friday and Tualatin, near Portland, on Saturday.  The shows were promoted as meeting history in person.

PERFORMANCE CUT SHORT

A drunk patron threw his wallet at Daniels in the middle of her Bend performance, cutting it short.

The 39-year-old porn actress at the center of a Trump administration “scandal,” was dancing to Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” wearing only high heels and one garter when she was hit in the face with the wallet.  Shocked, she threw the wallet back at the man, then ran off the stage.  The crowd booed as an announcer said the show had to be stopped.

Daniels was not hurt, but Bend police arrived and interviewed the patron outside the club.  “I was being wasted,” the unnamed patron told police.  Daniels refused to press charges, and the man was let go, free to walk home.

CASHING IN IS EASY FOR THIS PROSTITUTE

Daniels arrived at the club about 9:20 p.m. and was hustled through a back entrance by two bodyguards, one of them former Dallas Cowboy Travis Miller.

Inside, as the crowd waited for this porn actress turned Democrat icon, Daniels set up a meet-and-greet for fans willing to pay $20 to have a photo taken with her.  She sold T-shirts that read “#TeamStormy” and DVDs of her adult movies.  One woman had Daniels sign a pair of panties.

DANIELS FINALLY TAKES THE STAGE

As Daniels’ show, delayed by hours because her luggage was lost by an airline, approached, the club remained crowded.

Daniels finally took the stage right after 1 a.m. dressed in a patriotic bustier and long red skirt that flowed down to her high heels.  The crowd yelled, “We love you Stormy,” as she pranced around the stripper pole to the song “American Woman.”

Daniels removed items of clothing and dropped to the floor, while the crowd chanted, “Stormy, Stormy, Stormy.”  When she was down to only high heels and one garter, the drunk man threw his wallet.

Three young women from Bend said it was an opportunity they couldn’t pass up.  “The owner of this club called it making history,” one of them said.  “We are going to see the woman who had sex with our president.”

The cost of seeing a bit of history in Bend was a $20 cover charge, but seats were reserved closer to the stage for an additional $15 to $25.

A CIRCUS ATMOSPHERE

Some customers showed off their politics:  One man wore a hat that read “Make America Great Again” while another man wore a T-shirt that read “Elect a Clown, get a circus.”

Daniels had performed in Bend once before, at Stars Cabaret in November 2008.  The show did not have the same fanfare, even for Stars Cabaret co-owner Randy Kaiser.

“Quite honestly, I didn’t remember,” Kaiser said.  “I have no recollection of her being here.”  Of course you don’t, Mr. Kaiser, one stripper is just like another, unless she claims she had sex with a president.

Diane L. Gruber

Disgusted Oregonian

1 Comment

  1. Sally J Becker

    May 19, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    She is getting desparate with her lawyer all but abandoning her. Deparate people do stupid things.

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